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fontainefucksyou:

3 signs your man is cheating

  • hes reading gamefaqs
  • hes using a gameshark code
  • hes enabled noclip
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coelasquid:

Imagine if T-rex didn’t even have visible arms on it’s body and the tiny arms on it’s skeleton were like the leg bones you find in whales and snakes

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coelasquid:

Now that I’ve amassed all these scented oils I kinda want to try making soap, because I realized I could totally sculpt my own moulds and make them like MGDMT and Platinum Black themed.

Just lift weights and make soap like a non-violent well adjusted Tyler Durden.

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coelasquid:

Oh look it’s exactly the thing we’ve been talking about all day.

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coelasquid:

oakleysds replied to your post: An interesting problem to face as a wr…

Do you feel like you’ve done this, or is then an example that sparked this question other than Rorschach?

This is long so I’ll drop it under a cut

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

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maidmarians:

And Littlefoot knew for certain that he was alone. 

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Bambi and Lion King immediately tried to distract children from the deaths of the parents. Bambi had the sweet little birds come flying in, and singers coming in to sing about them. Lion King, while they showed Simba running away, Scar ascending the throne, we can’t focus on that TOO much so let’s throw in a wacky, zany song by two new characters who sing about forgetting your worries! No, quick, jingle the shiny keys in the sad child’s face before they get too sad about the dead characters!

But Don Bluth and his team brought a movie that showed actual stages of grief with this little dinosaur and it is powerful to this day. 

no why did you do this to me i forgot about this i blocked it out why

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coelasquid:

maid-en-china:

axentwear:

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It’s out!

This is not necessarily a thing I personally want to own, but it IS a product I have been saying I am legitimately surprised is not widely available in stores across the world for years now.

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lickystickypickyshe:

bringithmebooks:

Me running away from reality.

ditto

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punlich:

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kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

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I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

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