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-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

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809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

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coelasquid:

Animatronic death machines file paperwork to explain why they want to come into your office and slaughter you and you decide to confirm or deny their submission based on how thorough and complete their forms are and/or sympathetic their request is.

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http://caitlyndeee.tumblr.com/post/95713390796/hi-my-name-is-caitlyn-three-weeks-ago-i-was

caitlyndeee:

Hi. My name is Caitlyn. Three weeks ago, I was raped. While it’s hardfor me to think about and explain what happened, I feel the need to reach out and help people who are or have been in similar situations. Call it therapy. It wasn’t black and white. It was shades of gray, shadowed with doubt,…

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coelasquid:

After we saw this we had a discussion about how every grumpy, stoic action man character you’ve ever seen in a movie is probably just an actor upset that he didn’t get to make gun sounds.

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Adult women are now the largest demographic in gaming

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dailydot:

Congratulations, gamer girls—you’re officially at the top of the food chain when it comes to games. A new study released by the Entertainment Software Association has revealed that adult women now occupy the largest demographic in the gaming industry. Women over 18 made up a whopping 36 percent of the gaming population, followed by adult men at 35 percent. 

I anxiously await pigeon dating themed shooters.

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kane52630:

Jurassic Park

R.I.P. Richard Attenborough 
(August 29, 1923 – August 24, 2014)

I’m gonna crey

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coelasquid:

I’m a puff baby that can dance like a man
I can poop on your couches I can poop on your hand
I’m a seed eating baby who will peck all your buns
Peck all your buns, I will peck all your buns
If there’s water on the floor I will splash there for fun

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Sorry guys I just care about bottled water a lot, especially now that I live in one of the areas being bled dry by it

coelasquid:

So an average adult human is supposed to drink 2 litres of water a day to stay healthy, not a lot of people do that but for the sake of the math here let’s say you do. If your tap water is so shady you refuse to drink it, that means you burn through two $2.50 one litre bottles of water a day,…

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micdotcom:

Your bottled water habit is sucking California dry

If you’re reading this, chances are very high that your home has at least one — and maybe more! — magic appliance that produces clean water suitable for drinking. That’s one reason to avoid paying for bottled water.

Another reason? There’s a good chance the water you’re buying at the supermarket was bottled in California, a state currently enduring a severe drought.

Turn on the tap instead Follow micdotcom

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EVERYONE PLEASE AT LEAST TAKE A QUICK SECOND TO LOOK AT THIS

BECAUSE IT IS EFFECTING THE EXACT AREA I LIVE IN

Lots of people believe bottled water is safer and cleaner than tap water, when in reality there’s no evidence proving such a thing.

http://kids.nationalgeographic.com/kids/stories/spacescience/water-bottle-pollution/

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/11/19/health/upwave-bottled-water/

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/study-bottled-water-safer-tap-water/story?id=87558

Penn & Teller’s Bullshit!: Bottled Water segment, gives a very good and thorough summary of the bottled water culture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHx6BX3HZJc

You want better water? Buy a Zero filter. SRSLY. Stop buying bottled if possible. You need water with you? Get reusable acrylic or glass water bottles (wrapped in a silicon sleeve) and fill it up from your filter pitcher. SAVE MONEY, SAVE MY STATE

Also worth mentioning a lot of soft drinks use water from these areas, it’s best to just generally avoid drinks that come in in plastic bottles.

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