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9 lives?

isisaacdead:

in 2002 i was an animal control officer for the SC county, i had worked the job for about a year and usually worked by myself.
On aug. 19th we got a call for 6 kittens left abandoned in a planter box by a local theater, the maintenance man heard them crying when he watered the flowers and…
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-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

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809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

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coelasquid:

Animatronic death machines file paperwork to explain why they want to come into your office and slaughter you and you decide to confirm or deny their submission based on how thorough and complete their forms are and/or sympathetic their request is.

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http://caitlyndeee.tumblr.com/post/95713390796/hi-my-name-is-caitlyn-three-weeks-ago-i-was

caitlyndeee:

Hi. My name is Caitlyn. Three weeks ago, I was raped. While it’s hardfor me to think about and explain what happened, I feel the need to reach out and help people who are or have been in similar situations. Call it therapy. It wasn’t black and white. It was shades of gray, shadowed with doubt,…

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coelasquid:

After we saw this we had a discussion about how every grumpy, stoic action man character you’ve ever seen in a movie is probably just an actor upset that he didn’t get to make gun sounds.

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Adult women are now the largest demographic in gaming

coelasquid:

dailydot:

Congratulations, gamer girls—you’re officially at the top of the food chain when it comes to games. A new study released by the Entertainment Software Association has revealed that adult women now occupy the largest demographic in the gaming industry. Women over 18 made up a whopping 36 percent of the gaming population, followed by adult men at 35 percent. 

I anxiously await pigeon dating themed shooters.

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coelasquid:

kane52630:

Jurassic Park

R.I.P. Richard Attenborough 
(August 29, 1923 – August 24, 2014)

I’m gonna crey

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coelasquid:

I’m a puff baby that can dance like a man
I can poop on your couches I can poop on your hand
I’m a seed eating baby who will peck all your buns
Peck all your buns, I will peck all your buns
If there’s water on the floor I will splash there for fun

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Sorry guys I just care about bottled water a lot, especially now that I live in one of the areas being bled dry by it

coelasquid:

So an average adult human is supposed to drink 2 litres of water a day to stay healthy, not a lot of people do that but for the sake of the math here let’s say you do. If your tap water is so shady you refuse to drink it, that means you burn through two $2.50 one litre bottles of water a day,…

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